The DGSA will be selling coupons to Mike's Express Car Wash from now until May 30. Coupons cost $8 a piece and will entitle its purchaser to an Express Wash at Mike's.
Here's how the fundraiser works. Download the attached form and take your daughter(s) around to collect orders and payment from anyone you can find: friends, family, neighbors, coworkers, complete strangers in dark alleys in the middle of the night..... (Okay, maybe not the last one.) But get out there and sell those coupons! After all, everyone likes a clean car, and the DGSA is making money off each coupon!
With that money, the DGSA is able to provide our girls with nice equipment, nice fields, nice facilities, new uniforms, and brand new Ferrari to each of them! (Okay, maybe not the last one.) The money we raise through this fundraiser is truly quite important to keeping our association functioning and making the entire softball experience as positive as we can for our daughters.
It's probably a good idea to make yourself a copy of the completed order form, so you can remember who you need to distribute the coupons to. We don't recommend making yourself a copy of the money, however. Apparently, the feds frown on that. Something about counterfeiting, federal crime, Leavenworth... I don't know. It all sounds quite unpleasant, so just make yourself a copy of the order form and not the money.
Pass those car wash coupons out to those who ordered them, and then everyone's happy! The recipients of the coupons can get their cars nice and clean, and the DGSA has the funds to purchase things like catcher's gear, softballs, concessions equipment, paint, and 500,000-square-foot mansions with in-ground pools for every parent! (Okay, maybe not the last one.)
Please remember that the order forms and money need to be turned in by May 30, and all attempts at humor aside, the DGSA really appreciates everyone's help with this very important project.
You know what? Let's make this interesting. The team that sells the most Mike's Car Wash coupons during this fundraiser will get a free pizza party. How about that? No joke. The DGSA would like to express its appreciation to the hardest-working team out there by treating them to some free pizza for their efforts. Sound good?
Let's get selling!